But, what happens when you break up?
All of the things that are mutually shared now need to be divided.
"I'm going to take some food out of the fridge", he said.
"I'm going to bring some of the groceries over to my new place", he said.
Oh, I want to saute up some spinach- nope can't do that because he took all of the oil.
Many times I have slammed the fridge. Cursed the heavens. MothaF*****!
Oh, I want to dip my single serving size frozen pizza in some ranch? Can't do that because he even took the tablespoon of ranch that was left in the bottle.
*I shake my fist*
Which is actually really funny since he couldn't seem to throw out anything. I never understood that. You finish something and.... put it back in the fridge? It's the same distance to the trashcan!
So, who decides who gets custody of the condiments?
I suppose he did in this situation.
He was nice enough to leave me 2 half eaten boxes of taquitos (guess who ate the other half? I'll give you a hint that it wasn't me!) and some freezer burned chicken. What a sweetie.